女性笑话|A Nervous Wife 神经紧张的老婆

A man fell ill. His wife called a doctor in for him.

While the doctor was looking over the man, his wife kept fussing（烦躁，发牢骚） and jabbering^{1（快而含糊地说） all the time. The doctor told her: Your husband must get absolute rest and quiet. Then he left some sleeping pills.}

The man's wife asked, When do I pe them to my husband? The doctor replied, No, they are not for him. They are for you. You need them.

有个生活病了。他的老婆请了一位大夫来给他治病。

大夫在给他治疗的时候，他的老婆一直大惊小怪，神神叨叨地紧张不安。大夫对她说：你的老公需要绝对休息和维持安静。 然后他就留下了一些安眠药。

她问大夫：什么时间给我老公吃这类药呀！大夫回答说：不需要，这类药不是给他吃的，是给你吃的，你需要。